nigga\ please

1. (Nigga Please) (4231↑, 602↓)

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "[Nigga] Please\!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops\!, I'm so- Shaquandaya: Nigga Please\!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded\! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me\! Johnson:...What just happened?

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2. (nigga please) (2264↑, 265↓)

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.

"I got laid last night\!" "Nigga please."

Author: IceWarm http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/728369

3. (nigga please) (1154↑, 234↓)

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass. Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better. Guy 1: Nigga please.

Author: Woobie http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/1285633

4. (nigga please) (581↑, 203↓)

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.

person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got. person B: you still got a busted ass grill\! person A: nigga please

Author: wordsmith http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/459666

5. (Nigga Please) (644↑, 349↓)

A fine cereal, ask for it by name\!

I just had some nigga please cereal last night. Damn was it good\! Came with free kool-aide too\!

Author: Xtrminatr http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/1419257

6. (nigga please) (333↑, 203↓)

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called [nigga, please].

1. SEE: SNL 2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE\!' 3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?' Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...' Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast' Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please\!' (In a nice voice)

Author: Deron Dantzler http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/1077276

7. (Nigga Please) (224↑, 134↓)

A statement you say when you don't agree with someone; Syn [Cracka Please]

Yo Im a G NIGGA PLEASE

Author: ac http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/507003

8. (nigga please) (84↑, 22↓)

Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.

Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job\!" LaQuinta: "Nigga please\!"

Author: UrbanLexicographer http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/2874578

9. (nigga please) (61↑, 26↓)

Ebonics for "Give me a break"

Julie said, "nigga please" I cant fit all the white cock up my booty.

Author: 0099009976 http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/2802518

10. (nigga please) (37↑, 11↓)

when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.

Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba. Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)

Author: thetruth. http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/4188851

11. (Nigga Please) (33↑, 22↓)

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a [gangsta] effect. The phrase originated in the [ghettos] of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version: 'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass' 'Nigga please\!' White [Cracka] verion: 'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass' 'Nigga please\! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone\!"

Author: WooForSam http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/2603482

12. (nigga please) (18↑, 8↓)

a rhetorical statement directed primarily towards people of african-american persuasion.

Man 1: Dawg I dunked on him last week. Man 2: Aww nigga please

Author: Rodney Taylor http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/3078341

13. (nigga please) (19↑, 13↓)

showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards. Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.

Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you. Person 2:Nigga PLEASE\!

Author: mirgine http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/2761899

14. (Nigga please) (2↑, 0↓)

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip\! Tis' a fine morning dear chap\!" Pip: "Nigga please." Chaz: "You are so white." Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life\!"

Author: Nards Aplenty http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/6325059

15. (Nigga please) (4↑, 6↓)

Asking a black person, or of black descent to please do something.

Black: "Need some help?" You: "Oh, nigga please, nigga please\!"

Author: anonymouskittylicklick225 http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/5629941

16. (nigga please) (16↑, 20↓)

its short for thats as ridiculous as a nigger saying please. over time it evolved into something else but this is the original definition

black dude: my lips are normal sized my good man. Nigger: nigga please

Author: jesusgonewild http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/4476640

17. (nigga please) (28↑, 39↓)

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls [jelly] nigga please

Author: DizzyLizzy http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/2199748

18. (nigga please) (79↑, 91↓)

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb \</sarcasm\> Person 2: nigga please

Author: Advil http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/604297

19. (nigga please) (64↑, 88↓)

Another way of saying "take it easy" or "ok, thats enough now".

person1: "Yo man you got the time?" person2: "umm no" person1: "But you gotta watch on your wrist" person2: "it don't work" person1: "why?" person2 "Nigga Please\!, stop bothering me\! or ima bust yo ass\!"

Author: titaniumx3 http://nigga-please.urbanup.com/951666

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Last updated: 2012.03.01